Dear LinkedIn, Stop Banning Me

🎥 Watch This Before Judging Me

💯 100 Reasons to Unblock Me

1. I write real code. I don’t copy/paste ChatGPT junk.
2. I’ve built CRM systems from scratch — deployed and used by real companies.
3. I’ve helped MSPs pass SOC 2 and HIPAA audits with custom infrastructure.
4. I run my own GitLab, my own servers, my own pipelines.
5. I deploy on XCP-ng, not Wix.
6. I contribute to the cybersecurity community with real pen test knowledge.
7. I mentor others in DevSecOps, AI, and ethical hacking.
8. I’ve rebuilt from scratch more than once — and I don’t give up.
9. I document everything. I don’t fly by night.
10. I’ve created proprietary automation pipelines for IT and marketing.
11. I actually understand DNS, BGP, firewalls, and routing.
12. I use Rust because I care about memory safety and performance.
13. I’ve secured WordPress sites and hardened Linux boxes for clients.
14. I’ve caught actual phishing campaigns before the client even knew.
15. I’ve written detection logic for TheHive, Wazuh, and Splunk.
16. I don’t spam. I educate and connect.
17. I don’t “growth hack” with bots — I build value and close real deals.
18. I speak tech fluently, not buzzword salad.
19. I’ve studied marketing — and it works because I respect the craft.
20. I pass every AI prompt through security logic before deploying anything.
21. I write code that works in prod. Not just tutorials.
22. I manage my own infrastructure. I don’t rely on managed crap.
23. I’ve helped over a dozen businesses scale — without ever charging VC rates.
24. I run lean. I automate workflows most people don’t even understand.
25. I document better than most project managers.
26. I’ve been through real trauma and came out stronger.
27. I hold multiple cybersecurity certifications — and I earned them.
28. I train in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. I live for self-discipline and growth.
29. I push myself physically and mentally every day.
30. I’ve made mistakes, learned from them, and grew — that’s what makes me human.
31. I’ve never asked LinkedIn for a handout — only fairness.
32. I don’t flood messages. I speak intentionally and respectfully.
33. I’ve helped people get jobs. Not just myself.
34. I’ve set up custom AI bots to assist people with resumes and learning.
35. I’ve worked full-time while building two side businesses.
36. I’ve recovered from being falsely labeled and blacklisted before.
37. I speak plainly, honestly, and directly.
38. I respect the platform. I don’t abuse it.
39. I stand for truth. Even when it’s uncomfortable.
40. I give without asking first. That’s why I’m worth unblocking.
41. I contribute to open source.
42. I answer questions in forums to help junior devs.
43. I help non-technical founders understand product-market fit.
44. I explain cybersecurity in a way that clients *actually understand*.
45. I’ve worked in blue-collar jobs. I respect all kinds of work.
46. I’ve helped victims of scams recover and secure their accounts.
47. I speak up when platforms dehumanize people.
48. I’ve hosted networking events in my city — real ones.
49. I’ve helped other banned users appeal — and get reinstated.
50. I believe in redemption, not permanent punishment.
51. I don’t treat connections as currency. I treat them as humans.
52. I’ve built my entire life around rebuilding what was broken.
53. I don’t hide behind pseudonyms. My name is on my work.
54. I’ve never lied on LinkedIn.
55. I’ve submitted appeal forms with no response. This is my last shot.
56. I’ve protected companies from ransomware with custom EDR logic.
57. I’ve used AI *ethically* in hiring, marketing, and support.
58. I’ve spent thousands of hours on this craft.
59. I teach others how to secure their future.
60. I didn’t deserve to be banned. But I’m still fighting.
61. I don’t spread hate. I spread knowledge.
62. I advocate for second chances — for everyone.
63. I helped reduce fraud in several ad campaigns with custom logic.
64. I write security policy templates. Not just memes.
65. I don’t use shady link shorteners or cloaking.
66. I disclose security flaws privately — not for clout.
67. I’ve turned my life around, even after mistakes.
68. I follow platform rules. I’m careful with every post.
69. I create. I don’t just consume.
70. I give more than I get.
71. I’ve defended companies from legal fallout due to insecure systems.
72. I advocate for neurodivergent folks in tech.
73. I share actual knowledge, not generic fluff.
74. I’ve never sold fake leads or services.
75. I respect the LinkedIn community. Even when it didn’t respect me.
76. I’ve built custom CRMs for 7-figure companies.
77. I’ve rebuilt codebases left in shambles by offshore devs.
78. I’ve given people hope when they wanted to quit.
79. I stay calm in chaos.
80. I lead with integrity — even when it’s hard.
81. I’ve been poor. I’ve been fired. I’ve been banned. But I’m still here.
82. I bring real energy to every room — virtual or in-person.
83. I don’t believe in burning bridges. I believe in repairing them.
84. I use AI responsibly — not to spam or mislead.
85. I treat my personal brand like a company: with values.
86. I don’t fake success. I work for it.
87. I believe in God, forgiveness, and redemption.
88. I’ve taken care of people when no one else would.
89. I’ve helped others pass interviews, exams, and audits.
90. I’ve sacrificed sleep and comfort to deliver for clients.
91. I don’t give up — even when LinkedIn shuts the door.
92. I’ve trained models for law, medicine, and finance — ethically.
93. I bring strategy, code, and heart. Most people bring one.
94. I’ve gotten messages from strangers thanking me for sharing my story.
95. I believe this world needs more builders — not more bans.
96. I am not a bot. I am not a brand. I am not a threat.
97. I am a builder, a creator, and a father figure to people who’ve had none.
98. I am the kind of person LinkedIn was *made for*.
99. I will not stop building, growing, or fighting for my place.
100. I am Maxwell Seefeld — and I deserve to be heard.